Are You A Full-stack PHP/Ruby Remote Ninja?

⭕ Do you love open source? And fucking hate Subversion? Great, we do too. Do you think the age of working in a cramped silly office is over? Along with all the office politics involved… Yeah, we hate that too! But you know what we like? Hacking. Lots of it! Im a hacker myself. Been one since I was 12. Bite me! :) This is not your typical Polish programmer job post. We are not a typical company! We dont care about corporate meetings and job posts that sound like a letter to the Polish State Tax Department. We care about code, GitLab, open source, SCRUM, velocity, interesting spikes, PHPUnit and Continuous Deployment. There is no “Senior Developer” this and “Junior Developer” that. I don’t care! Can you do XYZ? Awesome, let’s do it. No? Cool, let’s pair up and figure it out. Welcome to Arturs Coffee House! We are a US company with Polish roots. We build software for bleeding edge technology companies from the Silicon Valley. No, Im not kidding! You will be writing code that fucking matters. Dont believe me? Check out our website: http://arturscoffeehouse Tell us what’s your experience with one of each from below bullet points: * PHPUnit, Laravel, Composer, Wordpress, Brewpress, Trellis, Symfony; * RSpec, Rails, Sinatra, Sidekiq; * Amazon AWS or any other cloud computing provider; * GitHub or GitLab, GitFlow; * Travis CI, Jenkins; * React.js, Vue.js; * Node.js, Express; * SASS, LESS, Twitter Bootstrap, Foundation, HTML5, CSS3; * MySQL or MariaDB, PostgreSQL; * CouchDB, MongoDB; * RabbitMQ or some other Message Queue. Relax, you don’t have to know all of this. Just tell us about some cool stuff you built using any of those. But please, don’t come with your Computer Science degree project you wrote in PHP 5.4 worth 5k LOC spread between 3 classes :D What’s so cool about working at Artur’s Coffee House? We have a no bullshit working policy: WHW: 1. Wherever: hello digital nomad! 2. However much: 20 hours a week or 40 hours a week - we’ll figure it out. 3. Whenever: pick your own hours - just make sure the job is getting done within 24 hours, that’s all I care about. Although sometimes I might ask you to be available during particular hours - hello weekly team meetings! (on Google Hangout, of course) 4. 5,000 PLN - 7,500 PLN depending on how much we like you. 5. Employed as a contractor with B2B agreement. Awesome if you have a registered business. If not, we will talk about it. This is not a job for somebody that wants to just come in at 9am, bang at the keyboard until 5pm and never hear about coding again. We are hackers! We live for coding. That’s who we welcome here. As long as you’re hitting the gym regularly and have friends, life balance will take care of itself ;) How to apply? 1. Send a mini resume (CV) in whatever format you want: .pdf, your personal website, LinkedIn profile, whatever you have to artur(at)arturscoffeehouse . 2. No fucking cover letters. Who even still reads those anyway? 3. Include one of the following: 1. your GitHub profile or; 2. some cool code you wrote in a ZIP or Tarball - yes it has to be yours, I will ask you to walk me through it during the interview. 4. (not required) You get BONUS points if you attach a short introduction video (no more than 2 minutes). Don’t overthink it, you can shoot it on your iPhone and attach it to the email. 5. Type “Full Stack PHP/Ruby Dev Gangster from ” in the email subject line. 6. Follow above directions exactly - it’s important. That’s how I judge your attention to details and how much you care about getting this job.

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